stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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snorlaxatives:

bewnewnew:

snorlaxatives:

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY HASHTAG ‘MERICA

Happy 4th of July to you too Leonardo DiCaprio

👀

commandersass:

(and America, too!)

(via a-mad-girl-with-some-fandoms)

whiteboyfriend:

"why didn’t i think of that?"

whiteboyfriend:

"why didn’t i think of that?"

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americans in 1776: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so unfairly taxed right now

the-eleventh-blog:

captaintinypockets:

YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?

IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBORimage

MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN

INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT

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