gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via snorlaxatives)

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(via pourenvie)

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

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thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

(Source: sandandglass, via pourenvie)

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

(via epic-humor)

If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin’ eat you.

The Other Guys (via snorlaxatives)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

(via a-mad-girl-with-some-fandoms)

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

(via pemsylvania)

snorlaxatives:

bewnewnew:

snorlaxatives:

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY HASHTAG ‘MERICA

Happy 4th of July to you too Leonardo DiCaprio

👀